Author Topic: One Line Joke thread...... (Read 475 times)

Em5 Pete · « **on:** November 28, 2011, 11:18:58 AM »

What happens when a frog parks illegally?

Correct answer tells the next joke....

asterinex · « **Reply #1 on:** November 28, 2011, 11:22:56 AM »

They get toad.

What does a blind man say if you give him a sheet of sandpaper ?

cosinaphile · « **Reply #2 on:** November 28, 2011, 06:08:16 PM »

"honey, i asked you not to get the bargain brand of tissue "

overheard at 1 st day of photography class........"darn. it .... i forgot my pen

asterinex · « **Reply #3 on:** November 28, 2011, 11:52:27 PM »

"honey, i asked you not to get the bargain brand of tissue "

overheard at 1 st day of photography class........"darn. it .... i forgot my pen

Also good !:)

I thought of :
What does a blind man say if you give him a sheet of sandpaper ?
Damn that's small written.

One Line Joke thread......